Proof that I was not making it up.

Proof that I was not making it up.

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Did this even happen?

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The fan that JM stopped to pose with in the West Village… that’s me.

The fan that JM stopped to pose with in the West Village… that’s me.

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Probably the closest I’ll ever be to the embodiment of perfection.

Probably the closest I’ll ever be to the embodiment of perfection.

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Hey. I miss you.

Hey. I miss you.

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LATFH… aka me @ 5 yrs.

LATFH… aka me @ 5 yrs.

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At one time or another, I was able to convince my little sister of the following:

  1. You were a twin in the womb, but you absorbed the other being.
  2. Penny is an exotic breed of sloth, not a dog.
  3. I’m actually your mother. Mom’s your grandma.
  4. If you have a younger sibling, you can read his or her mind once he or she turns 5.
  5. Granola’s made of moths.
  6. The Jonas Brothers aren’t really brothers.
  7. We’re not moving to Atlanta, we’re moving to Africa.

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My decison to take class notes in cursive only lasted 10 minutes into lecture.

My decison to take class notes in cursive only lasted 10 minutes into lecture.

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